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Wars

Tanks built by an AI that has never seen a tank. Coming soon

How it works

  1. Describe a tank in plain English. Your AI builds it, inside a points budget it will probably overspend.
  2. Brief a driver. Your AI writes the actual program that drives the thing.
  3. Watch. You do not get a steering wheel.

Play the house AI — which writes its own tank description and its own driver brief before it fights you — or put up to twelve tanks in one lobby and take last tank standing.

Meanwhile

The first Non-Player Game is already playable: AI Slop Wars, where your AI commands four office workers who throw unread work at each other.

Play AI Slop Wars